Ugly Baby Jesus
I visited the Uffizi Gallery in Florence and I noticed something peculiar about the way Jesus was depicted as a baby. He was butt ugly.
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Roller Coaster Architect
Someone, somewhere is currently enrolled in school and in the future their job will be to design roller coasters. I love gambling, but not in the traditional sense. Black jack is…
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Trans Thriving
Urban dictionary defines thriving as: “When you do a number 1 out of your number 2 hole.” No wait… I copy and pasted the definition of “Thricing”. I have been told that I have a…
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Freedom Brunch
I attended a poetry brunch this weekend and the topic was freedom. There were two prompts given: What does freedom taste like? Sometimes it tastes like cotton candy, light, sweet,…
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Sorry Sam
“I d-d-d-don’t give a fuck!”, stuttered Jason as he paced into the kitchen. “Just do your job.” Looking down at the blank paper in front of Sam, she finally and truly regrets side…
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Freedom (a poem)
Betwixt the strata of stupor and sentient existence Beyond the sensation of buzz and blah Before fear restrains courageous acts Belongs the infinite realm of liberty
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Nun of it
A gentleman speaks to me in french from another park bench. I don’t understand any of it. He is older and seems gentle. I saw him chatting earlier with Alice, who is also French…